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BigRedKitty: It’s Thanksgiving, so we’re stirring the pot

November 28th, 2008 by admin

Filed under: Dwarves, Humor, (Hunter) Big Red Kitty

Daniel Howell contributes BigRedKitty, a column with strategies, tips and tricks for and about the Hunter class, sprinkled with a healthy dose of completely improper, sometimes libelous, personal commentary.

If we were to ever re-roll Horde, we’d be a female Troll hunter. Yes, the Trolls got their kiesters kicked by rampaging murlocs — murlocs! — but the ladies can be hunters, and have just enough ‘oomph’ in both looks and performance to make them our first choice should the Alliance ever be eliminated. What about our other options?

Orcs are just too steel-plate-in-the-skull dumb for our liking. Nobody does nude better than Orcs, but who hunts in the buff?

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Wait, these are Orcs we’re talking about… OK, who seriously hunts in the buff?

Taurens should either be warriors or druids, period, not hunters. Tauren warriors rock our socks, but Tauren hunters? Excluding Rhino-pets, the size difference between a Tauren and his pet is just silly. If you’re a Tauren hunter and don’t have a Rhino, you’re not bringing it like you should. A Survivalist Tauren hunter is about as wrong an idea as there can possibly be. Survivalist? How are you going to ‘survive’ when every member of the Alliance has targeted you, just because you take up one quarter of their screen!

Nobody likes Blood Elves, not even other Horde. Are we right? Of course we are.

And the Forsaken can’t even be hunters; they deserve our pity more than anything else.

But we’re not going to re-roll, for we are a member of the best race in the game. The race that Warcraft made its cover picture, the race that introduced WoW to millions, the race that oozes — both literally and figuratively — charisma, competence, and warm ale: The Dwarves.

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